V.P. Dick Cheyney shoots 78 year old man
Published by Haseeb February 13th, 2006 in Current News, US Politics, Videos
Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday. (ABC News)
The victim, Harry Whittington, 78, took pellets in his cheek, neck and chest when Cheney fired his shotgun while aiming for a bird during a hunt in southern Texas on Saturday… (Reuters)
LOL, unbelieveable! Ammad, (aka the Commish) linked me to this blog which compiled a list of top 10 reasons why Cheyney shot Harry Whittington:
10….. Harry Whittington called Cheney a D*ck
9…….He thought that it was a pellet gun
8…….He thought that he was in Iraq
7…….Harry Whittington said he was against us.
6…….He thought that Harry was investigating Haliburton.
5…….Someone shouted look it’s Osama Bin Laden
4…….Because the UN said he couldn’t
3…….Because Condoleeza Rice dared him to.
2…….Because he thought it was President Bush
1……..Harry Whittington’s gas qualifies as a weapon of mass destruction
and here is the DAILY SHOW’S COVERAGE:
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Source: Crooks and Liars
lmao
hahaha when I heard this one the news I was gonna fall over laughing. We never hear about this guy we even forget he’s our VP but now we hear about him accidently shooting people, how ridiculous. When I was watching it on the news they were like “Today VP Dick Chenet accidently shot….” and I was preparing to hear “a Mozlem passerby” oh man what a trip.
My favorite part was the reenactment of the shooting with Nintendo ducks. I love the Daily Show. LOL!
the funny thing is that because of the VP’s poor health there were plenty of health ppl around to help out the dude who got shot
hahaha omg this is stewart at his finest. the 2nd half is the most hilarious
Ran across this online. Thought it was pretty funny…
Cheney’s Got A Gun
-Dannysmith
Cheney’s got a gun, Cheney’s got a gun
The whole world’s on the run
Great news for Halliburton
What did poor Iraq do?
What is it going thru?
They say He turned the biddings over, and Halliburton’s going insane!
The other oil-filled nations, see that Cheney’s got a gun and
they ain’t never gonna be the same!
Cheney’s got a gun, Cheney’s got a gun
Libya’s nose has run
Bin Laden’s having too much fun!
Americans feels so renewed
It’s safe to travel and buy shoes!
The price others have to pay-pay
So George is elected again!
Iran has got it comin’ while Libya’s balls are hanging and
Gaddafi hides his head in shame!
Run Away, ‘Cos His daughter’s so GAY yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run awaaaaay
Cheney’s Got a Gun, Cheney’s Got a Gun
Your dog day’s just begun
Screw all your possessions
What did Bushes daddy do?
Damned us all to get screwed!
He jacked Iraq up with them weapons, Saddam was his Bestest Friend!
Now his son pretends that’s hogwash, Saddam is such a threat and
We’re all in for a lotta pain!
Cheney’s Got a Gun
Cheney’s Got a Gun
Cheney’s Got a Gun
Everybody’s on the Run
this vid is well fuuny
poor man who got shot had a heart attack.
hmm do u think cheney is gnr get done for this?
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Dick Cheney is the man, stop hating on him. He’s brilliant, went to mad good schools, turned haliburton around and now is doing great job serving this country. Like a great man once said, dont ask what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country….if you dont like this post reply….hahaha
he turned Haliburton around because hes a scrupulous business man… and Bush also went to Yale and Harvard so i dont think that says much at all
Wait i just checked he went to Uni of Wyoming?! since when was that a “mad good school”?!