Pakistani Poem Praising Bush
Published by Haseeb December 7th, 2005 in Current News, US PoliticsWow, this embarasses me, both as an American, and as a Pakistani…
This poem was found in high school english text books on the virtues of an effective leader. Coincidentally, look at what the first letters of each line spell… This poem was removed recently from all school books. Thank God!
The leader
Patient and steady with all he must bear,
Ready to accept every challenge with care,
Easy in manner, yet solid as steel,
Strong in his faith, refreshingly real,
Isn’t afraid to propose what is bold,
Doesn’t conform to the usual mold,
Eyes that have foresight, for hindsight wont do
Never back down when he sees what is true
Tells it all straight, and means it all too
Bracing for war, but praying for peace
Using his power so evil will cease:
So much a leader and worthy of trust,
Here stands a man who will do what he must
Update - Read The Polemicist’s blog for more on this story…
you copied this from http://www.thepolemicist.com/
that site
wacki paki!
i actually got it from onegoodmove.org, i didnt read The Polemicist’s entry till just now. lol. Check out his blog for more info…
I have a better poem:
Pretty stupid, simple and totally unaware
Ready to fight for oil - its his only care
Easily confused and as thick as steel
Surely that election he won wasn’t real
Isn’t afraid to lie so that he appears bold
Didn’t pass high school is what I was told
Eyes that cant see and always half shut
Never makes any sense - this guys a nut
Tells it all twisted and means it all too
Bracing for war, he doesn’t allow peace
Using his power so his vacation won’t cease
So not a leader and not worthy of trust
He’s the worst leader ever, the most unjust
Its on the freaking BBC…genuises…got it from the polemicist!
Damn, should I sue the BBC?
lol SaK
From what i’ve heard pakis do love bush…lol
thats a pretty awesome poem, one of you guys should make one for AHMED ZIHNI
I did that a while ago Ahmed. You never got it? Maybe Haseeb gave me the wrong address to your room at school. He was always scared of the Egyptians uniting.
Hope all is well!
Sallams
Ahmed is a crazy Egyptian
He reads a lot of fiction
Medical student he be
Everyday he watch WWF on TV
Dumb is his friend Haseeb
Zihni calls him a dweeb
India is a dirty country
Hindus fill it with one too many puddy
Notorious was B.I.G.
In a pretty wide grave he be.
He’s trying to please his parents with a MD
All he wants to please is himself with a wifey
So he comes back to stony
Ends up with his love timmy
Eating some biryani
Baby!
As he holla’s at his sweetie
Haseebie!
Mentions back to his hubbey
Eeewwww, u guys are nasty
Deciding to come out of the closet you paki!
i was bored at work, so i killed 5 minutes
wow. u guys have too much time on ur hands…good poems tho..i wonder if they’ll make it into an english text book..haha
lol! leave haseeb alone
Check out George Clooney’s brother on CNN
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/default.stm
Watch Syriana
Peace
i meant bbc
Hey
Iam from bangladesh 13. U guys wwrite real good poems.